By Taylor J
Now we arrive at Chapter 6: “Peaks and Valleys: ADHD in the Bedroom.” That is, ADHD and sex.
Sex, however, is not an area that has been a…. problem for us (thank you, Jesus!), in the ways chapter 6 is describing.
Gosh, I’m blushing right now. Is it hot in here?
I’m sorry—I spent the first seven years of our married life impulsively blurting out private things that Dr. Math (my husband) didn’t want repeated in public. So, please be patient if I stutter and stammer over this topic. We’ve been married nearly eleven years, and I think we can say we’re still…um…quite happy with the way things are going in our love life.
Not everyone feels the same way. And that’s an important point: Nothing about ADHD affects the people who have it in the same way. As Gina emphasizes repeatedly:
ADHD is a variable syndrome, and the people who have it are individuals.
Nonetheless, inattention, hyperactivity, and distraction still have a habit of sneaking into the bedroom for many people.
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Here, Taylor writes about sex and her dual-ADHD marriage, based on Chapter 6: “Peaks and Valleys: ADHD in the Bedroom”
Enjoy! And be sure to check out the video above: It is both hilarious and scarily true-to-life.
Now Back to Taylor.
Sex: No Thinking Required?
There’s a common myth (you know you’ve heard it!): Sex is fueled by “animal” instincts, and a man needs no stimulation to actively engage in it.
Yet, our more basic brain functions that control arousal—like fear, pleasure, aggression, and sense of smell—are managed by our Executive Functions. If ADHD is a factor in your life, then those Executive Functions may work erratically in any setting, including the bedroom. Gina offers various examples of how this might play out:
- Spacing out during love making
- Rushing through to the end before we lose focus
- Suddenly thinking about other things (like a movie, or that checkbook that needs to be balanced)
- Or simply never “getting around to” sex at all
Chapter 6 lists some hilarious nicknames for these dysfunctions:
- The Energizer Bunny!
- The Do-Me (but I’ll never initiate) Bunny!
- The Indifferent (can we get this over with?) Bunny!”
- and lots more!
It’s gallows humor, though. One in three respondents in the ADHD Partner survey report that they have sex between “once yearly” and “never.”
Gosh, that makes me sick on my stomach. (And don’t forget, class, that ADHD isn’t real, is a big-pharma conspiracy, and would be fixed if you had better self-control!)
ADHD and Sex: So Much Harmful Advice…
I know one friend who said she simply could not pick the right type of lingerie that “turned her husband on.” He thought his lack of sexual response was all her fault, and she spent a small fortune trying to find just the right skimpy outfit please him. Meanwhile, her self-esteem plummeted as she felt she was basically unattractive; her husband later turned to pornography.
Even though Dr. Math and I are both in the “Energizer Bunny” category, I’ve been pregnant seven times in nine years. (Yes, you read that correctly.) On birth control. Five different kinds of birth control. But hey, if birth control is effective 99 times out of a hundred, just calculate how many times you’d have to make love on perfectly functioning birth control to get pregnant once. Multiply that by seven. Subtract that from the number of days in nine years. Welcome to my favorite side-benefit of ADHD in marriage.
The really sad thing is, I’ve heard all of these extreme sexual behaviors normalized at one point or another, in various church marriage classes, with the teacher claiming they were gender-specific!
- “Ladies, you know your man is visual. You need to do everything you can to keep his attention—like lingerie, or even learning a lap-dance—or his eyes will rove somewhere else.”
- “Yeah, ladies, even when you really don’t want to, remember that some guys need a lot of sex. Even if you’re thinking about balancing the checkbook while he’s kissing your neck (cause we all know that women have wandering minds), remember that he needs you to be available whenever he’s in the mood.”
- “It is the man’s job to be the initiator and your job to be receptive and warm.”
…With Such Harmful Potential Consequences
Can you imagine the shame that these (ignorant, uninformed) teachings would bring to an ADHD marriage?
- “Oh no, I’m just not visually appealing enough.”
- “Wait, I have to initiate sex all the time because he doesn’t—does that mean I’m stepping out of my role as a woman?”
- “Hey, I really like sex—why is this guy saying I shouldn’t? Is something wrong with me?”
- My husband’s not initiating. Is something wrong with him?”
Many religiously oriented people turn to a pastor or other spiritual advisor, for marital or sexual problems. If ADHD isn’t recognized by the spiritual community, then the “cure” can often be worse than the disease.
Sometimes the situation is not much better in the mental health profession.
For this chapter’s reading:
- Have you seen distractibility, hyperactivity, or inattentiveness in your sex life?
- How have you mis-read those problems in your ADHD partner? For example, did you think you weren’t attractive enough? Caring enough? Skilled enough?
- How have other ADHD-related challenges affected your love life? For example, when we’re worried about grocery money, it can be hard to focus on amorous activities.